If I Had $1'000'000

[ti:If I Had $1'000'000] [ar:Barenaked Ladies] [al:Hits From Yesterday & The Day ] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] If I Had $1 000 000 Barenaked Ladies If I Had a Million Dollars If I had a million dollars Well I’d buy you a house I’d buy you a house And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I’d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well I’d buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard If I had a million dollars you could help it wouldn’t be that hard If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere “You know we could just go up there and hang out ” “Like open the fridge and stuff And there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon ” “Well can you blame them ” “Yeah ” If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well I’d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that’s cruel And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well I’d buy you an exotic pet yep like a llama or an emu And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains all them crazy elephant bones And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner “But we would eat Kraft dinner ” “Of course we would we’d just eat more ” “And buy really expensive ketchups with it ” “That’s right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ” If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Wel I’d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that’s cruel And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well I’d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well I’d buy you a monkey haven’t you always wanted a monkey And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I’d be rich