The Universal Adjective Song (Album Version)

[ti:The Universal Adjective Song (Album Version)] [ar:Pinkard & Bowden] [al:Live In Front Of A Bunch Of D-ckh--ds] [offset:0] The Universal Adjective Song - Pinkard & Bowden I guess I must've learned that word When I was just a child But how the fuck would I know It would drive my teachers wild It just seemed so descriptive When I read it off the wall I shouted it in the classroom And had to stand in the fuckin' hall You know that I refined its use When I was in the Navy I learned to eat defensively And say "Pass the fuckin' gravy" They taught me how to fuck around And live it up on leave The ways I've learned to use that word You wouldn't fuckin' believe Oh the universal adjective is Fuckin' up my life Fuckin' up my life (Yeah) Fuckin' up my life I lost so many friends I even lost my fuckin' wife The universal adjective is Fuckin' up my life I was sittin' in a bar one night All fucked up on tequila My wife comes in all fuckin' mad Says "I'll fuckin' see ya" I really didn't understand Just what the fuck she meant Until she took me into court And she took every fuckin' cent (Sing along) Oh the universal adjective is Fuckin' up my life Fuckin' up my life (Yeah) Fuckin' up my life I lost so many friends I even lost my fuckin' wife The universal adjective is Fuckin' up my life