The Restroom Door Said, Gentleman

[ti:The Restroom Door Said, Gentleman] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Twisted Christmas] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] The restroom door said gentlemen So i just walked inside I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride I heard high voices turned and found The place was occupied By two nuns three old ladies and a nurse What could be worse Than two nuns three old ladies and a nurse The restroom door said gentlemen It must have been a gag As soon as i walked in there I ran into some old hag She sprayed me with a can of mace And sacked me with her bag I could tell this just wouldn't be my day What could i say It just wasn't turning out to be my day The restroom door said gentlemen And i would like to find The crummy little creep who had The nerve to switch the sign Cause i've got two black eyes And one high-heel up my behind Now i can't sit with comfort and joy Boy oh boy No i'll never sit with comfort and joy The Restroom Door Said Gentleman - Bob Rivers