Careful With That Mic... (LP Version)

[ti:Careful With That Mic... (LP Version)] [ar:Clutch] [al:Pure Rock Fury] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm So tell me when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test Did you know the answers or did you guess You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans And act all over bad to jack up your sound scan What's the matter with you How come you rhyme monosyllabically Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary Your style's like a garbage can It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis Ever since you first record You been in a state of suspended animation You look like snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus Me cray you abacus But enough about you lets talk about me And how single-handedly I redefined the entire science of radiostronomy Making nobel prize winners question my notions of reality Oh but I digress You play sorry I play chess King's pawn to B3 checkmate Go get some percosets Haha haha Careful with that mic weezy Do you really think it's that easy Mmm this is really good ice cream You want some of it Oh my bad I didn't know you were lactose intolerant Makes you pass gas frightens all the girls away Only friends you keep are those you pay Always on the ready for the wack snack attack I carry sandwiches Around in a straight edge style Jansport backpack Got the gadget Q gave Bond Control your mind Make you jump in a pond Go quack-quack Flap your arms Leave you confused but completely unharmed Haha haha Careful with that mic weezy Do you really think it's that easy Do you really think it's true That up above they can't hear you Haha haha Now look here Both you And I know the past ten years have been rather intense And I'm ashamed to admit That I have been fooled by the seductions of violence People walking around with ugly auras Sometimes I'm even tempted to see The advice of Dr Laura But I ignore her And I take a deep breath and count to ten Ain't gonna let it get under my skin Take a deep breath and count to ten Think of all the nice places that I've been Like back when I was waging peace against the Visigoths I was tutored in the ancient mystories By a wizened philosoph Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time And wait for the one to come And get it done and finish the rhyme Haha Careful with that mic weezy Do you really think it's that easy Do you really think it's true That up above they can't hear you Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha