Stumpmaster Remix

[ti:Stumpmaster Remix] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my faget arse up On this Christmas tree Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong Who stood the wood Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop Who put the stick Up my hipty-dipty-dip Who was that man He shoved it up my can And left me stranded on this Christmas tree (Yeah ) When this angel heard Chop-ba-ba-bop di-chop-ba-ba-bop A dreadful fear went right into my heart Those pine tree needles sting me Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong You'll never know how much that smarts (Hooah ) So who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong Who stood the wood Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop Who put the stick Up my hipty-dipty-dip Who took that bush And crammed it in my tush He made this angel beg for mercy please (Yow ) Each night when I'm alone Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity Scratchity scratchity shoop It sets my tiny bottom all aglow And every time I wiggle Slipty-din-de-din slipty-din-de-din A little further in it goes (Ohhh/Yeah ) Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump Ram-a-lam-a ding dong Slipty-din-de-din Poopity poopity shoop Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump Ram-a-lam-a ding dong Slipty-din-de-din