Santa Clause Is Foolin' Around

[ti:Santa Clause Is Foolin' Around] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Santa Clause Is Foolin' Around - Bob Rivers Hi Santa I been waiting all year for you to come down my chimney "It's all cold after midnight mass And the wind's whippin' through the church parking lot Hey Band your girlfriend's been actin' funny lately "No man" "Hey Big Man your old lady been walkin' around really funny Like she's been with a really big man " "Yeah" "Oh man that's not good You guys been finding Christmas cookie crumbs in your bed And maybe a red stocking cap in the bathroom that ain't yours Oh man I think I know what's goin' on around here " You better watch out for that holiday guy You shouldn't go out I'm tellin' you why Santa Claus is foolin' around Santa's out North Polin' around Santa Claus is foolin' around He's checkin' his list He's grabbin' his fly He's leavin' his gift Then hittin' the sky Santa Claus is foolin' around Santa's clothes are hittin' the ground Santa's with your woman right now Oh Santa He creeps in when they're sleepin' He charms them with his wink He's doin' stuff no Santa should Oh yeah You better get home for Christmas sake Oh yeah Better get home and don't be late You better watch out for that man in the sky You better not trust that jolly old guy Santa Claus is foolin' around Santa Claus is runnin' around Mrs Claus is huntin' him down "Booyah booyah Who's been a naughty girl Who's your Santa Who's your Santa Prancer Vixen Hohohoho " Is that a candy cane in your pocket Santa Claus is foolin' around Set em' up in every town Santa Claus is screwing around Oh yeah Santa's clothes are hittin' the ground Santa's at the chimney now Oh yeah Slidin' in the bedroom now Oh Santa Santa Claus is foolin' around Oh you have to go already I know you're busy Call me Ho ho ho