Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

[ti:Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes Yuletide squirrels fresh-filledted by the chior They poked hot skewers through their noses Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove Help to keep make them seasoned right Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat Will really hit the spot tinight And now when Santa sees his tray There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh And every hungry child is gonna spy To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze To keep them crisp and juicy too Let's hope they get served many times many ways Tasty chipmunks good food And so I'm offering some recipes From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew I'm not really sad that it ended this way Furry chimpunks screw you