Read It In The Tabloids (LP Version)

[ti:Read It In The Tabloids (LP Version)] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Read It In The Tabloids (LP Version) - Bob Rivers I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through Was waiting in line at the grocery store Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore And it took me by surprise I must say When I found out the Pope was gay I read it in the tabloids Elvis Presley's doing just fine They put it in the tabloids Got a look at Fergi's boobs my my Honey honey yeah You know JFK didn't really die They got a picture and he looks all right And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET This woman had a kid at a hundred and three And you could have seen it all for yourself 'Cause it's right there upon the shelf Oh I read it in the tabloids You know Madonna used to be a boy I saw it in the tabloids Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids Honey honey yeah