Beat Up Old Jetliner (LP Version)

[ti:Beat Up Old Jetliner (LP Version)] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Beat Up Old Jetliner (LP Version) - Bob Rivers Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent I trusted I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window All the rivets are rusted As that ground crew pushes us backwards On that rickety L-1011 I'm feeling around for that flotation device And when the safety film is shown I'm payin' close attention Beat-up old jetliner Hope you got a tune-up today Ohhhh beat-up old jetliner Did they sneak you past the FAA Bouncin' 'round in a thunder cloud Landing gear won't come down My seatback is up and my belt is on I see the fire crews sprayin' foam on the ground And if I get to my final destination I know the next flight will surely be free But I don't think I'll go back up Into that piece of shit just to save a few pennies Beat-up old jetliner Won't carry me too far today Ohhhh give me a fresh airliner; I don't care what I've got to pay Yeah yeah yeah yeah Beat-up old jetliner Don't carry me too far today Ohhhh beat-up old jetliner 'Cause it's home that I'd rather stay Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking I've just turned off the no-smokin' sign I figure hell if the plane's smokin' why shouldn't you