Lyrics Detail
Middle Age Waistline (LP Version)
[ti:Middle Age Waistline (LP Version)]
[ar:Bob Rivers]
[al:Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1]
[by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】]
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Middle Age Waistline (LP Version) - Bob Rivers
I eat Mrs Fields
I snack between meals
You can see my crack above my Levis
I don't need to diet
To prove I'm light
And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Deep fry
Don't exercise
And grow that middle age waistline
It salivates my glands
To smell a fresh roast ham
So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over
A second helping here
A hefty mug of beer
Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder
Middle age waistline
I got a spandex waistband
Middle age waistline oh yeah
Not a crumb gets wasted
My belts busted