There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis (LP Version)

[ti:There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis (LP Version)] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:More Twisted Christmas] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis(LP Version) - Bob Rivers There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The King of Rock and Roll Take a look at the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Down at the K-Mart store But the scariest sight to see Is that jolly VIP In a pompadour A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots And a face you knew way back when A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk And the hips that wiggled back then My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis With every ho ho ho There's that faint peanut butter smell Whenever he says noel Those lips are always twitching to and fro There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Soon the band will start And the thing that would pleasure Bing Is a carol by the King Right here in K-mart You ain't nothing but a reindeer Flying all the time You ain't nothing but a reindeer Flying all the time Well you ain't never brought a present And you ain't no friend of mine Hey we're here every day from 2 to 4 If you want to feed the reindeer Just leave ‘em a peanut butter and ‘nanner sandwich They'll eat it later He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Well thank you very much Thank you Signs you can't ignore Well I have put on a few pounds It's the wackiest thing to see Buddy Holly's on his knee Boy you're a skinny little feller aren't you And I'm almost sure Sure it's Elvis once more Uh ho ho ho ho ho ho Thank you Thank you very much