It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year (LP Version)

[ti:It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year (LP Version)] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:More Twisted Christmas] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year (LP Version) - Bob Rivers Its the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer Its the most fattening time of the year Its the lip smackingest season of all While your shopping you're cheating Impulsively eating that junk at the mall Its the heav-heaviest season of all There'll be turkeys for basting And stuffing for tasting And giblets and gravy will flow There'll be cookies that mom baked And leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago Its the scale flattening time of the year While your diet you're blowing There's calories going straight down to your rear It's the scale flattening time of the year There'll be after meal dosing And arteries closing Cholesterol levels will grow It's too cold to go jogging To brisk for tobogganing So pass me a hot buttered roll It's the most fattening time of the year All those gingerbread shingles and Chocolate Chris Kringles will tremble in fear It's the most fattening time It's the belt loosening time It's the most fattening time of the year