Help Me Make It Through The Yard (Album Version)

[ti:Help Me Make It Through The Yard (Album Version)] [ar:Pinkard & Bowden] [al:The New Tradition Sings The Old Tradition] Take the rosebush from my hair Shake loose all them little thorns What's the sprinkler doing on? So dang early in the morn Crawling home at 5am Lord, this sidewalk sure is hard I think i drank too much again Help Me Make it through the yard.... I don't know what's right or left I'm too drunk to even stand Why the devil won't you help me? Please take your foot off of my hand And put some coffee on the stove We'll go try to find your car I can't hack it all alone Help me make it thru the yard And get my lawyer on the phone Help me make it thru the yard