me introduce you I`ve heard that boredom`s entered your life And you`re feelin` real low Have you met Benny Bailey? Well he`s a fella that you should know They tell me lassitude`s has laid you low An` you`re losin` your grip You must meet benny b

Let me introduce you I`ve heard that boredom`s entered your life And you`re feelin` real low Have you met Benny Bailey? Well he`s a fella that you should know They tell me lassitude`s has laid you low An` you`re losin` your grip You must meet benny bailey At least he`s somebody who is hip To cure an ennui, you need a bon nuit It`s part o` the joie de vie And his attention, I`m loathe to mention Is, incident`ly, available And so if providence should decree Who`ll stand in the way So you`ll meet Benny Bailey And you`ll remember your lucky day Background Vocals: Once you`ve met You won`t forget No stuff Benny`s tough (Repeat 1,2,3) This could be your lucky day Incident`ly, he`s the sort Tho` seen at court Carries an awful lotta weight In many less royal quarters Filled with less than regal daughters Quite the quixotic Romeo whom every Filly`ll know because they find his Reputation wherever they go Whether it`s here Or whether it`s in another boudoir Whee! He`s such a scandal, really T` handle him demands a savoir fairer And a great indulgence rarer Than any that I`ve encountered surveyin` the scene But never mind, I`ll explain it later The fact is that he`s always ready to please And that`s aroused a lot o`chatter But it really doesn`t matter, not to him No siree! It`s `bout as big t`him as any flea He`s gotta be maitre`d Or so it seems to me Wait`ll y`meet, you`ll see what I`m sayin` Background Vocals: Meet this cat He`s where it`s at That`s right, outta sight Benny Bailey He`s no slouch For this I`ll vouch He`s cool, he`s no fool To cure an ennui You need a bon nuit It`s part of the joie de vie He`s the kind o`cat people hear about But in a second-handed way That there`s nothing really clear about Let me introduce you I`ve heard that boredom`s entered your life And you`re feelin` real low Have you met Benny Bailey? Well he`s a fella that you should know They tell me lassitude`s has laid you low An` you`re losin` your grip You must meet benny bailey At least he`s somebody who is hip We`re glad you got to meet Benny Bailey I`m happy fin`lly meeting with you