The Makings Of A Perfect Bitch

[ti:The Makings Of A Perfect Bitch] [ar:Nas] [al:Streets Disciple] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] [Chorus] I know you think you got it together player but f_ck the bird you with And listen close to the makings of a perfect b_tch Listen close to the makings of a perfect b_tch There's always one thing wrong and you wish that you could switch Or fix while you shapin' every curve and hips you heard of this The makings of a perfect b_tch [Nas] A ghoul at night I role like Jack the Ripper trying to choose my wife I need a ass of a stripper fat lipper Mad n_ggaz in this one predicament You try to choose a loyal one and stick with it My stupid d_ck again searching for something to jump and then start humpin' Convincing me that the history of a woman is about leaving a n_gga with nothing So my experiences taught me how to come up with a plan to make a right one for the man A toy for the boy the one that righteously will understand And since I can't find her I guess I gotta make her I creep in the night like a kinky undertaker I think I'm on a caper to abduct a nerd from the Ivy League Next stop at the strip club snatch a bad one and flee What's next I'm stakin' out a five star restaurant to kidnap the chef Say goodbye to the stress [Chorus] [Nas] I stitch 'em together then I kiss 'em forever These surgical gloves are made of love couldn't be better Four cycles of blood child birth first Men-e-stral cycle last men-e-stral cycle then death That's four so I guess rebirth is the fifth Put 'em together that's a genius a sl_t and a chef Holdin' the scalpel while cutting the flesh Heavy bleeding so I need suction it's such a mess If she survives she'll be s_cking me next Dark nipples on her D-cup breasts so I could titty f_ck while she do My taxes for the IRS So I could just relax sh_t by now I'm blessed I'm her daddy I'm her messiah I'm god Cause I injected obedience and loyalty in her heart Know you mad cause you with a b_tch that nag you to death I smack mine on the ass and she breathe her first breath [Chorus] [Nas] Gimme Sade's mystique she gotta know her way in the streets Like Billie Holiday in Harlem Body from Ketoi Johnson and Kenya Moore and Apple Bottoms Maya Angelou's brain and some groove from Terry McMillan Them Angelina Jolie lips Angela Davis Sista Souljah's wit Helping me load clips Some words form a pimp was "Nas it just don't exist" But homes is twisted a home ain't a home without without the misses All the girls that I named are queens no disrespect But I need me someone to disappear reappear like I dream of Jeannie Whenever I want I think I met her it's on forever I'll flaunt