My Name Is

[ti:My Name Is] [ar:] [al:268469] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Ahem excuse me Can I have the attention of the class For one second Eminem] Hi kids Do you like violence （Yeah yeah yeah ） Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids （Uh-huh ） Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did （Yeah yeah ） Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is （Huh ） My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ） And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead Uh-uhhh So why's your face red Man you wasted Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut （Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ） I don't give a fuck God sent me to piss the world off Chorus Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Eminem] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians In a spaceship while they screamin at me LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do （Damn ） I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her （Oh thank you ） You know you blew up when the women rush your stands And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans （Aaahhhhhh ） This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph （Dude can I get your autograph ） So I signed it 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE ' Chorus Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Eminem] Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away （Get him ） Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die （Fuck that ） I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive （Huh yup ） Am I comin or goin I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive （Go ahead） All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide （Whoops ） Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too） I spit when I talk I'll fuck anything that walks （C'mere） When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM （WAH ） YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS （WAHHH ） I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head （BANG ） I'm steamin mad （Arrrggghhh ） And by the way when you see my dad （Yeah ） Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ） My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ） My name is scratches Slim Shady