Artist：slick rick
Songs Title：mona lisa
Ladies and gentlemen and lowlifes

It is with outstanding pleasure
That we are here to present tonight

Slick rick the ruler and mc ricky d

Doing their smash hit mona lisa

You know like the picture

Anyway Id like to take this time out

To bow before his divine majesty
Oh your majesty
Hmm

Can I kiss your hand
Mm-hmm
（kisses his hand loudly）
Enough
Come your highness they await you

Well it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl her name was mona -- what
Mona lisa （what ） singing mona lisa so men made you

Youknowhatimsayin so I said excuse me dear

My gosh you look nice
Put away your money
Ill buy that slice
She said thanks - Id rather a slice of you
Im just kidding but thats awfully nice of you
The compliment showed she had a mind in her

And when I smiled （ping ） I almost blinded her
She said great scott are you a thief

Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth

Ha-ha hah had to find that funny

So I said no child I work hard for the money

And calling me a thief please dont even try it （right ）
Sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet
She almost got cut short -- you know scissors

She tried to disrespect who the grand wizard

Me well whats your name son

Mc ricky d but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee

Im sorry and I know thats low class （uhh yeah）

Please sit and tell me a little about your past

She said well I got courage and I dont like porridge （uh-huh）
Ive never been to college but Ive got crazy knowledge （uh-huh）
Over eighteen and my eyes are green （uh-huh）

I wear more gold than that man on a-team （uh-huh uh-huh）
Trim slim （yeah） and Im also light skinned

Best believe monas a virgin

A virgin honey needed a slap

She tried to tell me shes a virgin -- with her yea wide gap

I said it dont matter see Im not picky （word）
Let me spell my name out for you its ricky

Ravishing
Impress
Courageous so careless

For the kangols which Ive got

That I wear everyday and

Why not
To fights not right that I recite and im
Quite polite like walter cronkite
Well just about then trevor my friend came in
He said hey rick dont you know playin with these snakes is a sin
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said I dont want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more
Now come along we have a party to attend
With some real mature women and some more of her friends
He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
And as the cab came he thrusted me in it
And as we were leavin and drivin along
I could hear a melody as mona sang a song
If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry each time we meet
Walk on by walk on by
Foolish pride
Thats all that I have left so let me hide
The pain and the hurt that you gave me
When you said goodbye
You walked on by