Mona Lisa

[ti:Mona Lisa] [ar:Slick Rick] [al:The Great Adventures Of Slick ] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Artist：slick rick Songs Title：mona lisa Ladies and gentlemen and lowlifes It is with outstanding pleasure That we are here to present tonight Slick rick the ruler and mc ricky d Doing their smash hit mona lisa You know like the picture Anyway Id like to take this time out To bow before his divine majesty Oh your majesty Hmm Can I kiss your hand Mm-hmm （kisses his hand loudly） Enough Come your highness they await you Well it was one of those days -- not much to do I was chillin downtown with my old school crew I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza And bumped into a girl her name was mona -- what Mona lisa （what ） singing mona lisa so men made you Youknowhatimsayin so I said excuse me dear My gosh you look nice Put away your money Ill buy that slice She said thanks - Id rather a slice of you Im just kidding but thats awfully nice of you The compliment showed she had a mind in her And when I smiled （ping ） I almost blinded her She said great scott are you a thief Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth Ha-ha hah had to find that funny So I said no child I work hard for the money And calling me a thief please dont even try it （right ） Sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet She almost got cut short -- you know scissors She tried to disrespect who the grand wizard Me well whats your name son Mc ricky d but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee Im sorry and I know thats low class （uhh yeah） Please sit and tell me a little about your past She said well I got courage and I dont like porridge （uh-huh） Ive never been to college but Ive got crazy knowledge （uh-huh） Over eighteen and my eyes are green （uh-huh） I wear more gold than that man on a-team （uh-huh uh-huh） Trim slim （yeah） and Im also light skinned Best believe monas a virgin A virgin honey needed a slap She tried to tell me shes a virgin -- with her yea wide gap I said it dont matter see Im not picky （word） Let me spell my name out for you its ricky Ravishing Impress Courageous so careless For the kangols which Ive got That I wear everyday and Why not To fights not right that I recite and im Quite polite like walter cronkite Well just about then trevor my friend came in He said hey rick dont you know playin with these snakes is a sin He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store He said I dont want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more Now come along we have a party to attend With some real mature women and some more of her friends He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute And as the cab came he thrusted me in it And as we were leavin and drivin along I could hear a melody as mona sang a song If you see me walking down the street And I start to cry each time we meet Walk on by walk on by Foolish pride Thats all that I have left so let me hide The pain and the hurt that you gave me When you said goodbye You walked on by