I’m The Greatest Star

[ti:I’m The Greatest Star] [ar:Barbra Streisand] [al:Just For The Record Highlights] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Ive got thirty-six expressions-- Sweet as pie to tough as leather And thats six expressions more Than all them barrymores put together Instead of just kicking me Why dont they give me a lift Well it must be a plot Cause theyre scared that I got Such a gift--well Im miffed--cause Im the greatest star-- I am by far but no one knows it Wait theyre gonna hear a voice A silver flute--ah hah ah hah-- Theyll cheer each toot （hey that girl is terrific ） When I expose it Now cant you see to look at me That Im a nachral camille As camille I just feel Ive got so much to offer Kid I know Id be divine because Im a nachral cougher Some aint got it--not a lump Im a great big clump of talent Laugh Theyll bend in half （did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman ） A thousand jokes Stick around for the jokes A thousand faces I reiterate When youre gifted Then youre gifted These are facts--i got no axe to grind Hey what are you--blind In all of the world so far Im the greatest star Who is the pip with piz-azz Who is all ginger and jazz Who is as glamorous as Whos an american beauty rose With an american beauty nose And ten american beaty toes Eyes on the target and wham-- One shot one gun shot and bam Hey mr keeney here I am Im the greatest star But no one knows it Thats why I was born-- Ill blow my horn Till someone blows it Ill light up like a light Right up like a light Ill flicker then flare up All the worlds gonna stare up Lookin down Youll never see me-- Try the sky Cause thatll be me I can make em cry I can make em sigh Someday theyll clamor For my dram-er Have you guessed yet Whos the best yet If you aint Ill tell you one more time You bet your last dime In all of the world so far I am the greatest greatest star