My Mom

[ti:My Mom] [ar:Eminem] [al:319752] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] My Mom Lyrics Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay Alright Yo Yo Yo Yo Alright money comes first Here we go now My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom "My mom my mom" --I know you're probably Tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um Valium was in everything: food that I ate The water that I drank fucking peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak So everyday I had at least three stomach aches Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her Son be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing either: "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for " "Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin reefer " But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought Pee in a tea cup Bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin'; What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom Wait a minute This ain't dinner this is paint thinner "You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints did I " "Now here's a plate full of pain killers Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes You little motherfucker don't you sit there and make That retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it " "You'd better lick the fuckin' plate; you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again And I ain't givin' in You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again Until next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again and when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit You little shit wanna' sit there and play innocent A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support Your father he ain't sent the shit So what if he did It's none of your dang business kid " My mom there's no one else quite like my mom I know I should let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on 'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom My mom loved Valium Now what I am is a party animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach But my bars only last about two minutes But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it my Valium my Val-i-um Oh Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict --"nah fuck that I can't have it happen to me " but that's actually What has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back to me And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Mom Beautiful She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache "Here wanna' snack You hungry you fuckin' brat Look at that It's a Xanax Take it and take a nap Eat it " But I don't need it "Well fuck it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up " Alright Ma you win I don't feel like arguin' I'll do it --pop and gobble it start wobblin' Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed With bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom My mom I'm just like her My mom my mom my mom （x3） My mom my mama In an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama I ain't takin' this no more Heh sorry mom I sill love you though kiss sound] Dr Dre 2010 In a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard homie Man take us on outta' here Oh