Fake Tales Of San Francisco

[ti:Fake Tales Of San Francisco] [ar:Arctic Monkeys] [al:Whatever People Say I Am Thats] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Fake Tales of San Francisco Echo through the room More point to a wedding disco Without a bride or groom There's a super cool band yeah With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets Practicing their lines I don't want to hear you Kick me out kick me out I don't want to hear you no (Kick me out kick me out) I don't want to hear (Kick me out kick me out) I don't want to hear I don't want to hear Fake Tales of San Francisco Echo through the air And there's a few bored faces in the back All wishing they weren't there And as the microphone squeaks A young girl's telephone beeps Yeah she's dashing for the exit She's running to the streets outside "Oh you've saved me " She screams down the line "The band weren't very good And I'm not having a nice time” I don't want to hear (Kick me out kick me out) I don't want to hear you no (Kick me out kick me out) Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing though So all that's left Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf He talks of San Francisco He's from Hunter's Bar I don't quite know the distance But I'm sure that's far I'm sure that's pretty far I'd love to tell you all my problem You're not from New York City You're from Rotherham So get off the bandwagon And put down the handbook Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook