My Name Is

[ti:My Name Is] [ar:Eminem] [al:2000 Grammy Rap Nominees] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Ahem excuse me Can I have the attention of the class Hi kids Do you like violence (Yeah yeah yeah ) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids (Uh-huh ) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah yeah ) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is (Huh ) My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm ) And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead Uh-uhhh So why's your face red Man you wasted Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ) Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high The only problem was my English teacher was a guy I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (O ) Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh ) Extraterrestrial killin pedestrians Rapin lesbians while they screamin: LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS N y-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you ) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh ) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph ) Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away (Get him ) Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I in or goin I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM (WAH ) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS (WAH ) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG ) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh ) And by the way when you see my dad (Yeah ) Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I hadChorus Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) My name is scratches Slim Shady Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) My name is scratches Slim Shady