If the whole world was a honky-tonk

[ti:If the whole world was a honky-tonk] [ar:George Strait] [al:] If the whole world was a honky-tonk' And it revolved around an old jukebox' We'd tell our troubles to the Bar' Over cryin' steel guitars' And soon' they'd all be gone. Yeah' if you asked me what I thought' I'd say: "We'd be better off' "If the whole world was a honky-tonk." You could smoke that cigarette' Be politically incorrect. Show off that red 'round your neck: Not hear a single soul object. Wouldn't need no lawyers to decide' Who is wrong and who is right. No need for big expensive trials: Brother' we'd just step outside. If the whole world was a honky-tonk' And it revolved around an old jukebox' We'd tell our troubles to the Bar' Over cryin' steel guitars' And soon' they'd all be gone. Yeah' if you asked me what I thought' I'd say: "We'd be better off' "If the whole world was a honky-tonk." Wouldn't have to pay no tax: Just set a tip jar in the back. If we ran low' we'd pass the hat: I bet we'd all be in the black' If the whole world was a honky-tonk. And if you're lookin' for love: Someone to heal that broken heart. Hey' buddy' you'd be in half. You wouldn't have to go that far. If the whole world was a honky-tonk' And it revolved around an old jukebox' We'd tell our troubles to the Bar' Over cryin' steel guitars' And soon' they'd all be gone. If you asked me what I thought' I'd say: "We'd be better off' "If the whole world was a honky-tonk." Life would be a three-chord song' And the king would be George Jones' If the whole world was a honky-tonk.