Miss Marmelstein

[ti:Miss Marmelstein] [ar:Barbra Streisand] [al:Just For The Record Highlights] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein Oh why is it always miss marmelstein Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein Other girls get called by their first names right away They get cozy intimate do you know what I mean Nobody calls me: hey baby doll Or honey dear or sweetie pie Even my first name would be preferable Though its terrible it might be better: its yetta Or perhaps my second name thats tessye Spells t-e-s-s-y-e But no no its always miss marmelstein Youd think at least miss m they could try Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein Oh I could die Im a very willing secretary Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment Its great I mean simply great But the aggravation of my situation I might as well get it off my chest Its the drum appellation Oh pardon the big words I apply But I was an english major at c c n y Drum appellation Well literally I am persistently addressed Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic Why is it always miss marmelstein Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein Other girls get called by their nick names right away Slightly naughty or riske Do you know what I mean ha ha mmmmmmm Nobody calls me : koo-chee-koo or boobala or passion pie Even hey there babe thought not respectable Aint so objectable Its kind of crummy but chummy Of course if I got married that would do it So wheres the lucky guy ha Till then it still is miss marmelstein Everyday I get more and more fast Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein Oh oh oh I could bust