I'm Shady

[ti:I'm Shady] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Slim Shady LP] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] I'm Shady - Eminem Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough huh Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl i did Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and still screamed fuck the world I'm slim shady so come and kill me while my name's hot And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot ow I think i got a generation brainwashed To pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot uhh-oh Stop they blood flow until they veins clot I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch Purple haze and acid raindrops Spike the punch at the party and drink pop gulp gulp Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top Bad boy i told you that i can't stop You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you So everybody buy my shit or i'ma come and kill you I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin I'm slim shady I like happy things i'm really calm and peaceful uh-huh huh I like birds bees i like people I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool woo The ill type i stab myself with a steel spike While i blow my brain out just to see what it feels like Cause this is how i am in real life mm-hmm I don't want to just die a normal death i wanna be killed twice uh-huh How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet huh So bring the money by tonight cause your wife Said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life help me I try to keep it positive and play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school stay in school Cause i'm the one they can relate to and look up to better Tonight i think i'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin I'm slim shady Yo i listen to your demo tape and act like i don't like it Aww that shit is wack Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit What that's my shit People don't buy shit no more they just dub it That's why i'm still broke and had the number one club hit yup uh huh But they love it when you make your business public So fuck it i've got herpes while we on the subject uh-huh And if i told you i had aids y'all would play it Cause you stupid motherfuckers think i'm playin when i say it Well i do take pills don't do speed Don't do crack uh-uhh don't do coke i do smoke weed uh-huh Don't do smack i do do shrooms do drink beer yup I just wanna make a few things clear My baby mama's not dead uh-uhh she's still alive and bitchin yup And i don't have herpes my dick's just itchin It's not syphilis and as for being aids infested I don't know yet i'm too scared to get tested I got mushrooms i got acid i got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free You know me i'm your friend when you need a minithin I'm slim shady Ha hah-ha ha ha hah hah i told you i was shady Ha hah-ha hah-ha ha hah hah-ha hah-ha hah-ha Y'all didn't wanna believe me I'm shady And that's my name