the kids

[ti:the kids] [ar:eminem] [al:306307] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman） And everyone should get along Okay children quiet down quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr Shady Children quiet down please Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP ） Mr Shady will be your new substitute While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS ） Good luck Mr Shady Eminem Hi there little boys and girls （FUCK YOU ） Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ） Say hi Bob （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom And he don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ） And even if they escaped and they got the cops The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge 'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr " He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana And what it might do to you So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） See children drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） So kids say no to drugs （that's right） So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） Drugs are just bad mmm'kay Eminem My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it FUCK NO you ain't seen it it's the size of a peanut （Huh ） Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world If someone ever offers it to you don't do it Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid And spinal fluid is final you won't get it back So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back Meet Zach twenty-one years old After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches He's on Donald's carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him "Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him " Cause they took it too so they think it's funny So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money Meanwhile Zach's in a coma the action is over And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga And that's the story of Zach the ecstasy maniac So don't even feed that to squirrels class cause it's bad for you Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） See children drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） So kids say no to drugs （that's right） So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） Drugs are just bad mmm'kay Eminem And last but not least one of the most humungous Problems among young people today is fungus It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what ） Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair （Mr Shady what's a G-string ） It's yarn Claire Women stick 'em up their behinds go out and wear 'em （Huh ） And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops did I say magic mushrooms I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come ） Cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross ） See drugs are bad it's a common fact But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at （Oh ） But don't be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee And get a disguise and hide cause it'll be my fault So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't Cause I'm bad for you Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem） See children drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right） She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） So kids say no to drugs （that's right） So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） Drugs are just bad mmm'kay Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman） Come on children clap along （SHUT UP ） Sing along children （Suck my motherfuckin dick ） Drugs are just bad drugs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me ） So don't do drugs （Suck my motherfuckin penis ） So there'll be more for me （Hippie God damnit ） （So fucked up right now ）