as I am Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan How is it that I'm fat as I am? Fat as I am The camera's gonna add a ton to my can This is the way they say, Godzilla began How did I get as fat as I am? Try it again All o

Fat as I am Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan How is it that I'm fat as I am? Fat as I am The camera's gonna add a ton to my can This is the way they say, Godzilla began How did I get as fat as I am? Try it again All of my friends say, I should diet again That all my fans are gonna riot again Look what happened to Liz All of my sins Are not as numerous as all of my chins I could audition for the double mint twins No one in the biz is as fat as I is Ah, but what's a career When you put it next to knockwurst and beer They could park a DC10 on my rear God knows, I got the gas There goes the chair But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care I ate a meatball off the floor right over there Ah, you don't give a damn, when you're fat as I am