Makin' Whoopee

[ti:Makin' Whoopee] [ar:Rod Stewart] [al:Thanks For The Memory The Great American Songbook Vol 4] [offset:0] Makin' Whoopee - Rod Stewart Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For making whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killing That he's so willing to make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks, for making whoopee Another year or maybe less What's this I hear Well, can't you guess She feels neglected and he's suspected Of making whoopee She sits alone, alone most every night Every night He doesn't phone, phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy but she says, Is he He's making whoopee He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge thinks, he's funny Says, You'll pay six to her I says, Now judge, now judge, suppose I fail The judge said, Rod, Rod in the jail, oh no I'd better keep her, oh man it's cheaper Than making whoopee Than making whoopee Than making whoopee Than making whoopee Than making whoopee Than making whoopee