XXL

[ti:XXL] [ar:Keith Anderson] [al:Three Chord Country and Americ] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Well Mamma was exhausted after she had me Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said: ＂This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell By the second grade I was five foot two; Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big and Tall An' the coaches had me playin' High School football Uncle Roy said: ＂Boy you'll make the NFL: Double XL double XL Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell Double XL double XL I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL Here we go Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida; Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California: A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold They want a real man with meat on his bones I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells: They say: ＂Ooh brrr we love a double XL ＂ Double XL double XL Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell Double XL double XL I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL Instrumental Break （Double XL solo ） Well double XL double XL Don't call me on the 'phone just ring my dinner bell Double XL double XL I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Ooh brrr baby: I'm a double XL Well if you have any doubts come see for yourself Why all the girls love a double XL Ooh brrr yeah: I'm a double XL Yeah oh whoa Triple X-L too