Cannibalism

[ti:Cannibalism] [ar:Monty Python] [al:The Final Rip Off] [by:季风网-【http://www.ip21.cn】] [offset:0] Still no sign of land How long is it That's a rather personal question sir You stupid git I meant how long has it been in the lifeboat You've destroyed the atmosphere now I'm sorry Shut up Start again Still no sign of land How long is it 33 days sir Thirty-three days We can't go on much longer I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere Shut up Well I don't think I did 'Course you did Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere Yes I think you did Shut up Shut up Still no sign of land How long is it 33 days sir Have we started again STILL no sign of land How long is it 33 days sir Thirty-three days We can't go on much longer sir We haven't eaten since the fifth day We're done for we're done for Shut up Maudling We've just got to keep hoping Someone may find us How we feeling Captain Not too good I I feel so weak We can't hold out much longer Listen chaps there's still a chance I'm done for I've got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through But some of you might So you'd better eat me Eat you sir Yes Eat me Iiuuhh With a gammy leg You needn't eat the leg Thompson There's still plenty of good meat Look at that arm It's not just the leg sir What do you mean Well sir it's just that - Why don't you want to eat me I'd rather eat Johnson sir So would I sir I see Well that's settled then everyone's gonna eat me Uh well What sir No no you go ahead please I won't Oh nonsense sir you're starving Tuck in No no it's not that What's the matter with Johnson sir Well he's not kosher That depends how we kill him sir Yes that's true But to be perfectly frank I I like my meat a little more lean I'd rather eat Hodges Oh well all right I still prefer Johnson I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me Look I tell you what Those who want to can eat Johnson And you sir can have my leg And we make some stock from the Captain and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper Good thinking Hodges