st：joe walsh Songs Title：welcome to the club Standin' in the runway Wavin' at the plane There goes everything you own You called home collect And they didn't know your name Starin' at the telephone You thought he was a doctor But now he says he's not But

Artist：joe walsh Songs Title：welcome to the club Standin' in the runway Wavin' at the plane There goes everything you own You called home collect And they didn't know your name Starin' at the telephone You thought he was a doctor But now he says he's not But the voices seem to tell for sure And according to the symptoms It isn't all you got A shame they haven't found a cure Gettin' hard to reason You start to feel the rub You know it isn't easy Well, welcome to the club Well, you thought they'd take it lightly They're actin' kinda rash Caught you in a loadin' zone So they smile impolitely Relieve you of your cash Suddenly you're all alone You play the double agent You know your cover's blown You got the place surrounded There ain't nobody home It's gettin' hard to please 'em You start to feel the rub You know it isn't easy Well, welcome to the club Come on and join us in the club