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Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
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Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp - Kid Rock
Times are changing
More so each year,
But the Early Morning
Stoned Pimp is here.
So let it rain, and let the guitar rock
And if ya me yawn
Just drop that top
Come on...
Hey hey hey
Well well well well
Hey hey hey
Well well well well
And I be catching them northern pike
Like on a ten pound test
Success, never fess, take a guess
I be the early morning stoned pimp,
Straight limping,
Boone's Farm drinking,
At the party big booty pinching
Chilling, like a villian, balloon filling Whack MC killing,
The fine ho drilling
With the million dollar talent
And the ten cent brain,
Been gone too long, too much cocaine,
But now that I'm back, on the block
I'm ready to rock
Left to right, all night
My game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite
Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
Fresh from the harvest
Who'll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town
Top Dog get down
Radio won't play me, but still I got the kids around
The world going Kid Rock crazy
Wicked witches be flying on broomsticks,
Kid Rock be coming with the boom boom boom biatch
I from the sticks biatch
Straight from the RO
"Kid Rock I ain'ts no bitch"
Ah, yes you are ho
So quit fronting like ya don't know,
When I step straight into the party with my homeboy
Tino
"What's up?"
So get a good look bro
Get a good gander
I'm made in Detroit
But my name aint Stanzler
Spreading like a cancer, a virus
While you're looking really gay like fucking Billy Ray Cyrus
I'm the highest MC of all time
Got my mind on the D
And the D on my mind
And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see
Hit me twice with the Tussin
And the morphine IV
I be
What they call an O-G bitch
I'm the motherfucking Early Morning Stoned Pimp
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause
A Lincoln Continental and a Gran Marquis
Rag top, drop down, rolling on chrome D's bitch
The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
I only bust the fat asses
And I don't be giving a fuck
Who da hell can rap better than me
Cause I'm a true fucking player
And I mack like a real G H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin,
Early morning stoned pimpin
I been down, been around,
From the bottom to the top
Partying down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock
Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya
With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shit
Im the Early Morning Stoned Pi-imp
Hey hey hey
Come on yo.
Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
I'm Joe C bitch, let me get them damn tits
I might be a little small hoe but I ain't no goddamn midget
So stick it up your ass where the sun don't shine
I'm vertically challenged, you're vertically blind
I'm three foot nine, it's ten foot long
I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack this bong
I can flow on like all night long
Till the break of dawn, till the early morn
I'm a thorn in your side, can you feel me sticking
Eighty pills a day bitch, I ain't bullshitting
So groove baby, groove baby call your momma
I'm like Charlie hooker girl
I got the boogie drama
With the boogie drama, what?
With the boogie drama, yeah
With the boogie drama, ohh, yeah
Riding around the neighborhood
Me and Kid Rock were up to no good
With the boogie drama, yeah
With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playing the radio, ya look so fine
With the boogie drama, yeah
Well, well, well ohh, baby
Let's get funky, that's my job
Punchin nine to five, seven times, times twenty four,
Times twelve
Day in and day out
Well, with the boogie drama
With the boogie drama