Trippin' With Dick Vitale

[ti:Trippin' With Dick Vitale] [ar:Kid Rock] [al:The Polyfuze Method (Revisited)] [offset:0] Trippin' With Dick Vitale - Kid Rock Dum diti dum dang dang di dum 2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum 1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue She never liked me and I know that's true Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo No one loves me and no one cares And all I ever get is funny stares I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper For Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper I'm so dapper u can call me Dan But they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike But fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like I like bean burritos from Taco Bell I like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin' I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin My mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen U think u toke tuff I'd disagree Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D. I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover And while I'm at it muther fuck fat ass Sally Struthers U look fine girl kinda undercover But I can't fuck ya cuz you look like my mother I said dang digee dang di dang dang It ain't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip With all them mother fuckers who slang that shit U know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me But fuck it cuz I know "Somebody up there likes me."